Someone's been practicing diaphragm exercises to maintain that kind of steady high-volume monotone.

LIke most kids around when this originally came out, I spent most of the early moments of the game blowing holes in the slaves with the shotgun and marveling at the gore and animation. Then realized how much the game blew and took it back to the rental place.

Subtle similarities to Prince of Persia.

Man, this guy sucks at this game.

I liked this game but seriously, this is like the worst game reviewer ever.

This game was the shit.

blackthorne was a great game. you guys just suck at prince of persia.