Wait hold on a minute can we... How about we get in the ol' Wayback Machine and go back about forty five seconds to a minute. About this proposal you have for a Tomb Raider storyline... SOLD!
Even without the use of Silicon Graphics Computers this review really stacks up. You would be stupid not to watch this review, and at one minute fifty nine seconds it is a good value for entertainment. We can't wait to see what future Gaming in the Clinton Years videos will bring us in 1998!
Obviously we're giving Tomb Raider 2 a good review. We fully expected to do so. We knew the game would be great, and it is, and we've only just scratched the surface. Everyone should buy it. Period, the end.
Sonic gets Arthritis.
Sub Zero gets frostbite.
Mario gets heart disease.
Metroid gets radiation poisoning.
Kirby gets terminal flatulence.
Pac Man gets an impacted colon.
Duke Nukem gets lung cancer.
Quake guy gets shot in the face.