He hit it so hard he turned blond.

He hit it so hard he sat down on the street, hoping to get hit by a bus

I don't think he hit anything hard after that.

There's a moment post-nut-smash where a guy gets up and tries to shake it off, but you know he's just gonna be sitting right back down in a few seconds.

Would be nice if it turned up in a check for 'skateboarding' or 'nuts.'

The tag system on here doesn't really work.

well i guess it'll turn up in a search now.

anyway, an excellent nutcracking's worth a dupe.

This video is so awesome I don't mind