Obviously you haven't seen the hyperevolution episode.

He's got crazy eye!

There are no worse Star Trek episodes than "transporter accident" episodes.

Dodgy biology features into every Trek show ever, but the "hyperevolution" one has to win some kind of award.

From what I remember of it, Tom Paris breaks the Warp-9 barrier, then finds himself hyper-evolving into humanity's "ultimate state" for some reason that is never, ever explained. Break a physical speed barrier, evolve quickly. Okay.

In the middle of this transformation, he kidnaps Janeway and takes her for a ride, and eventually the Voyager crew finds them on the surface of the planet. As iguanas.

Humanity's "ultimate form" is a large iguana. Okay.

Oh, and he and Janeway apparently mated and made little ultimate-human-iguana babies together, which are presumably abandoned, but I actually prefer to think the Voyager crew torpedoed the planet out of sheer embarrassment.

Space Iguanas eat their young.

I was hoping that Crazy Gene was one of the crew that nobody talks about.

The middle seasons were really good (when the borg, 8472, etc. came into the picture and Janeway's hair style stabilized), but these beginning and final seasons are kinda like CSI: Miami....we just watch them for self inflicted pain. Good for all the wrong reasons.

It did get better when the borg and those liquid-space critters showed up. But for the most part, it sucked pretty hard. Kneelix should have been thrown out an airlock.

Yes you were.

Anyone who tries to qualify it with "It was better when the Borg were on!" is lying to you, and to themselves, blinded by Borg's inexplicable power to make people think they're cool.