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Crap, this is going to take votes away from mccain
Now that's Straight Talk.
i honestly just cant believe Dolphin With A Cannon On It has taken this long to become a viable political symbol.
That was the most delicious Cherry On Top in weeks. Please tell me this game will allow me to raise an army of border patrol dogs, dolphins with guns, and battle bears to repell the laser ninjas and veritechs of Japan.
I think his political strategist is Jeff K
Piranhas in the Rio Grande will solve this illegal immigration problem right quick.
WAIT WAIT. DOLPHINS WITH GUNS ON THEIR BACKS AS A CAMPAIGN SLOGAN?
If you missed the story about poison dart shooting dolphins escaping after Katrina, do yourself a favor: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/sep/25/usa.theobserver
Well, I like his letting me live policy, but I'm just not sure about his fix for the economy...
Yeah, I'm not sure how his plan of throwing riot gas into Wall Street is going to fix the current fiscal prices. Seriously, if this game is above my system specs, it might be the one to make me go out and upgrade.
Wow, "prices" should be "crisis." Fuck off, Dr. Freud!
Finally, a maverick I can vote for!
Why can't republican ads just go all out, at least then they might be this awesome
VOTE FOR ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
9 years later and we actually did vote for him.
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