Hi this is Joe McCain. I can't take your call because I'm busy embarrassing my hotshot brother.

My god, are they all like this? Thanksgiving dinner must be brutal!

Incidentally, it turns out that Barak Obama has a really hot sister. She was on the insider. America, your choice is clear!

Hey, it's Joe the Political Liability

I don't think its fair to highlight a candidate's brother....

...until you make him a campaign spokesperson leading rallies in Virginia. Speaking of which McCain, you remember Billy Carter right?

Joe has kind of a history of playing the "crazy useless brother" role, but he's really outdone himself this time.

Oh my, how embarrassing.

Oh WOW, then he called again? Holy fuckballs.

OPERATOR: (States the obvious)

CALLER: Fuck you. *click*

A whopping 15 minutes worth of traffic, eh?

You're brother can't embarrass you when they live in a tiny shack in Kenya. How convenient for Obama.

-1, it would have been way better if he was slurring his speech.

Don't you know the proper protocol is to engage in a long, aimless ramble with the 911 operator, at times blaming the Jews, bankers and liberal media for your candidate's (and by extension your party's) downfall? Why didn't he stick up for those guys?!

Wow, so entitled douchebaggery runs in the family.

What a cunt.

LOOK AT JOE MCCAIN'S FACE
HE LOOKS LIKE A SPACE CANNIBAL

This is funny regardless of who his brother is.

I like the padding of the piece by pointless "man on the street" interviews.

"So hey, Joe McCain called 911 to complain about traffic. What do you think?"
"Uh, that was dumb of him."
"Thanks, that'll eat up some time."

He can't understand why traffic is moving fast one way but not the other? How long has this asshole been driving, that he still doesn't understand how rush hour works?