-5 for reporter's annoying lisp.

+4 for how fucking retarded white supremacists are.

+1 for old white guy chin wobble.

rise up white brethren
to arms!
*boots up xbox live*

Its going to be quite a shakeup. But from that shaking up there is going to come a great shaking out.


You know.


Of the blacks.

Rrrrrrrriddddled with flabbitus!

Oh, how I've been waiting for this.

Yeah there's a lot of shaking going on, old man, all of it around your neck.

Who the fuck can still be undecided

Five stars for me imagining these fogies riding out to the Race War on their Rascals.

I'm sure they'll put up a hell of a fight until a stray round hits their oxygen tanks.

This is how fucking retarded telejournalism is. You don't need to find a noted not-white supremacist to balance the piece.

Dude, Louis Theroux needs to cover this shit stat.

White supremacists are stupid. Black people are far superior to white people. That's why I became one.

Vagina neck, waaaaaaaaagh.

Fox News' election night coverage is going to culminate with Sean Hannity running through the building shouting "RACE WAR! IT'S ON, YOU GUYS! RACE WAR!"

Minutes later, he will inexplicably show up on the CNN set screaming the same thing. Lou Dobbs' eyes will light up like it's Christmas morning and the two will join hands and skip away into the horizon, guns in hand.

thanks for the vote botards.

they'll be a whole lotta shakin' going on.

white people are too busy sitting on their barcoloungers sucking on a can of meisterbrau and watching COPS to get up for an "uprising"

I am so, so SO glad these old farts lived long enough to see a black President, it just tickles me pink. I sincerely wish Strom Thurmond and Jesse Helms had hung on long enough to see it. I hope "President Obama" is the last thing they think about when they die, so they can see how useless their lives have been.

+5 for shaking jowls

Hey Cleetus, git off the Youtube! Thar's someone at pump 5.

Hey, it's the King of the Gungans, Boss Nass