I want the original context. It appears the fuse was ignited without warning, and each guy notices and reacts to their imminent danger sequentially. This would be worth a resubmit just to see it all happen in 5 seconds.
DATELINE: THE INTERNET! Daring scientists have built and successfully tested the world's first douchebag-seeking missile! Panic has erupted on the streets of Brooklyn, Allston, and East Atlanta as PBR-swilling hipsters react to the news.