An extra five stars for that comment!

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=44336

I knew that one... I want to see swarms of bible thumpers blessing porcelain McCain statuettes. Make it rain insane.

Loki's out of his cage and Superman's grown a goatee. Dare you ask for more?

Cena's family members have gone missing, somebody check the Rape Center and/or Baleen's apartment

Baleen thrusts his dick in the air while in a bathrobe on his 5th floor balcony. The bathrobe slides to the ground.
He climbs atop the rails and executes a perfect swan dive into the pool.
At the other end he emerges in James Olmos style slow motion, pulls himself onto the pavement and makes his way over to a woman drinking a margarita on a beach chair.

It is Cena's mom. She dries him off and begins rubbing lotion into his back. "This is the life." Baleen thinks. "Fucking cena's mom, not paying any rent. This is the life."

You can't rape Cena's family. They're all too fucking fat.

if you are america then yes, I hate america

LOL TROLLY TROLL

i lay awake at night worrying about peru

peru doesn't particularly like/dislike america

Yeah, since when have we had a problem with Peru?

That's a little oversimplified, don't you think? People have a love\hate relationship with America, not Americans.

Bush has really been fucking up down there though, just doing some really stupid shit. Fuck Henry Kissinger Republicanism.

Goddammit.

I was going to make a Magic: The Gathering joke.