five stars for this comment alone

Seconded.

Third.

help us obi won kenobi, you're our only hope...

Yes, let's count up the future points, shall we?

50/50 pts- Black man president

100/100 pts- holograms

1200/ pts- roomba

0/200 points- hovercar

Total:1300 points of 1500

There's a car that runs on air. If you squint at that sentence a certain way you could imagine it was a hovercar.

1200 + 100 + 50 = 1300

must be new math

FUTURE MATH

The future ain't here until the sex robots make the scene

0/5000 - Brainstorm-like sex toys

I wanted it to be that way too.

yeah, who the fuck decided this was a good idea?

Why do you think it's on PoE TV?

It would be pretty awesome if they had her flying around, though, or if they could make her wear silly hats or something.

What are you guys talking about!?

WHINE WHINE WHINE
WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS TECHNO---

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A LADY IN MY ROOM THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY HERE

You know why we don't have jetpacks and rayguns? Because of assholes like you.

People who question the logic and practicality of pushing technology instead of striving for the dream of American Gladiators with an all-cyborg velociraptor cast.

What backwards-ass state do you live in where you don't have jetpacks and rayguns? I've had them for at least 3 years now, and I already take them for granted! Get with it!

I am all for cyborg velociraptors, but this is NOT helping! (Actually, fuck velociraptors... I want cyborg Allosaurus! Velociraptors were actually only the size of turkeys, despite what Spielberg would have you believe). This is a distraction from the REAL technological research needed. Why isn't CNN spending that money on developing faster hydraulic claws? You have no good answer to that question, and you know it.

Because CNN are expending over 90% of their technology R&D budget into keeping Larry King alive. At first it was regular old genetic enhancements and cybernetic implants, but now they are testing a 'virtual news anchor' system to keep him around in perpetuity.

The other 10% of the budget of course, goes into giant touchscreen TVs.

Actually the dinosaur you want is the Deinonychus. That's the dinosaur that Spielberg based his velociraptors on. They're basically an 11 foot long version of a velociraptor. Just with a way less marketable name. And they deserve cyborg enhancements most of all for being used so callously by Hollywood.

I'm with dr rock on this one but I'm still mad at him for not sharing his jetpack with me or at least letting borrow his flying car. I don't really need rayguns unless I'm doing yard work.

OK seriously though... cyborg velociraptors?? If technology is to be applied in a useful way why don't something the world really needs like Jenna Jameson clones?

YES WE CAN.