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whensaidthemoon - 2008-11-06

"If we love God, we will obey what he says."

Why don't I ever get letters like that?


SpookyElectric - 2008-11-07

I know! All my letters just say "Meet me after class in the dueling arena in the forest behind the school"


frau_eva - 2008-11-08

Five stars for Spooky referencing the best anime ever.


Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-05-13

That sounds like the opening of a letter from a serial killer.


Billy the Poet - 2008-11-06

So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now were gonna be face-to-face
And Ill lay right down in my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well cmon
Now Im ready to close my eyes
And now Im ready to close my mind
And now Im ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog


wormy_the_hole - 2008-11-07

That is highly appropriate!


dr_rock - 2008-11-06

Doesn't Jesus love the bird too? The bird doesn't seem to think so.

Man, I hate religion.


baleen - 2008-11-06


In defense of religion, 90% of Christians probably think this is a goddamn travesty\joke.


SenilePlacebo - 2008-11-06

Yes, many Christians would be dismayed at Jesus' lack of love for the bird.


The Hierophant - 2008-11-06

In non-defense of religion, 100% of atheists think this is utterly retarded.


revdrew - 2008-11-06

A singing bird is an abomination before the Lord. They're both going to hell.


baleen - 2008-11-07


I'm an atheist... WITH A HEART.

Oh god my children... my children oh god....


athodyd - 2008-11-11

In defense of religion, whenever a religion does something completely idiotic and reprehensible, there will always be someone there to bleat about how this isn't representative of the people and organizations that fund and consume and it's completely unjust of us to say otherwise.


SenilePlacebo - 2008-11-06

Methinks he is referring to "Jesus", his Chicano lover.


mashedtater - 2008-11-07

*snort*


Camonk - 2008-11-06

If Christianity were really like this, it'd be nothing but battered wives, sexual submissives, and dudes with Stockholm Syndrome.

Rather, if ALL Christianity were really like this.


dr_rock - 2008-11-06

You mean like the 1950s?


Camonk - 2008-11-07

Yes, exactly! Thank you, I knew there was a perfect, sum-all image out there for what I was going for.


Cleaner82 - 2008-11-06

Actually, there is only one way to obey.


minimalist - 2008-11-06

You WILL know what it means to OBEY!


Chalkdust - 2010-11-26

Kneel before Zod!


I mean God!


UnderANeonHalo - 2008-11-06

I saw enough of these "jeebus loves you slave" puppet shows as a kid to know it's 5 star evil without watching.


robotkarateman - 2008-11-06

Jesus has a posse.


RomancingTrain - 2008-11-06

If I do everything He says he'll love me, right, RIGHT?!

Oh God, please love me, I need somebody to love me.


Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-07

If my parents love me, then they'll obey me.

GIVE ME YOUR WALLET, DAD!


DMKA - 2008-11-07

Mentally replacing every mention of "God" with "Your Leather Master" makes the video slightly more entertaining.


nuzzles - 2008-11-07

This would have been the perfect job for Clay Aiken.


klingerbgoode - 2008-11-07

operation mind control


chumbucket - 2008-11-07

obey or else


DrVital - 2008-11-07

Mr Quigley has a POSSE


Corman's Inferno - 2008-11-08

I seriously thought Mr. Quigley and the puppet were going to kiss. If they haven't already.


ashtar. - 2008-12-15

I thought he was going to choke it until he orgasm'd.


NoCode - 2008-11-10

Hm. This is some fruity shit right here.


Baby Finster - 2008-11-12

Would you like to know more?


Xiphias - 2008-11-12

o bay


Xiphias - 2008-11-12

wait their names are mr quiggly and...trundle?


phalsebob - 2009-06-03

SPOILER! Surprise ending











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