It's like watching LL Cool J from an alternate universe

This guy is 100% awesome.

If big's so great, why doesn't he go and get fat? Still, this is easily the most erotic male stripper ever. Ever. Everybody loves tassels.

remixes yet? plus erotic rapping tag

I imagine all black men with fat white girlfriends like this.

"Full figured" and "plus sized": This guy sounds like an ad for Lane Bryant.




Fat.

QPTV represent!

I wish I could find some old Aurelia Desire clips on Youtube....

god almighty.

you are still the originator dogg.

Without having watched the video yet, I am nonetheless honor-bound to five-star it for making "geriatric butter demon" a working tag.

One, Two, Three O'clock, Four O'clock FAT
Five, Six, Seven O'clock, Eight O'clock FAT
Nine, Ten, Eleven O'clock, Twelve O'clock FAT

It must hurt Whitney to see these videos from early on in her marriage with Bobby.

It's nice to know that if you get really fucking fat, there's this ray of light waiting for you at the end of the cake.

His package needs improvement. Nice thighs though.

Please make the "erotic rapping" tag active. THIS IS YOUR MISSION

5 stars for the "arm tassels" tag alone.

Another five stars for the knee fringe.

One package.