Clarification: it's his misappropriation of Bruce Campbell's quote is the thing that bothers me. Not Bruce Campbell himself.

:54 is what I love about this guy. That dick-smile of his is at the end of just about all his video tirades.

From the "Oh, I didn't notice you there" opening to the "My jaw is its own goiter" conclusion, nothing but stars.

Intellectual checkmate.

What is this douchebags point? He's smug about something but I can't put my finger on it. He posits a trick question that a 12 year old could have come up with and acts like he's just blown a bunch of minds. Is this an Obama thing?

Wow, this is great.
COBRA KAIIII

OK, nevermind. He's not a troll. Jesus...what a sad internet that all the best and most brilliant seeming trolls really ARE that fucktarded.

W-wait...in that other video, which takes place AFTER this one, he supposedly enlists because Obama won. But here, we see that he is already in the army.

Yeah, buddy. You sure told 'em!

I don't know who you told, or what you told them, but you sure did.

This dude may not have been what Youtube was invented for, but he represents perfectly who's using it.

The statement is false because all races of people are equal and since I'm not on of the 4.56% of the worlds population living in the US I give sweet Fanny Adams about your constitution...

He's wearing the same shirt in the other video too.

Here is a question for you?

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

And I'll tell you...

CHICKEN IS DELICIOUS.

Holy shit that smile was like a needle poking right into my punching reflex.

I've never seen anyone so fucking proud of themselves.

I didn't know that VenomfangX had a brother

I can't blame him. He's got a douche-face already, so why not go balls to the wall with the douche thing.

I'm looking forward to the sequel:

"If I wear this hood, and hang out with these people, does that make me a racist? We might be burning a cross for all kinds of reasons; we are a secret society, after all. Send me your answers."