is there something about the rest of the world that makes it so they can't use common sense without first seeing some horrific consequence of not using it?

In New Zealand, shouldn't they fall UP the stairs?

D:

GNARLY

Those poor, poor taxpayers.

Is this PSA really necessary. "Don't get hurt." That's what this is telling me.

Well there's the problem. Once he's on the ground at the end, it's obvious that he fell because his leg has two knees.

This is even dumber than the ads I saw in Phoenix telling the redneck mouthbreathers who live there not to shoot their guns into the air. Before these, I was sure people in Phoenix were the dumbest in the world.

Are all New Zealanders just big drama queens?

that wasn't that much of a spill, WALK IT OFF YA PANSY