Brilliant Showing Of Suck

If people pay to make this, some day I will own Hollywood

I love this preview more than bunnies.

A Star-Studded Hollywood Bonanza!!!!!!

ALL HAIL KING BURT REYNOLDS! seriously, this looks hilariously great.

GOD SAVE THE KING!

4 for king Burt and 1 for the wayne newton impersonating wizard guy.

burn it to the ground!

looks more entertaining than LotR.

John Reese Davis doesnt really charge that much for his talent does he...?

Ray Liotta as a wizard? Cmon, that's not even real.

you have no idea how powerful madness can be!

This looks god-aweful... and apparently directed by Uwe Boll, which means 100% chance it's garbage

5'd for adding Ninjas for absolutely no reason.

I was going to give this a three until I realized that all of the sword clashing sounds are from Warcraft III. Also, the muffled grunts and groans sound like either Counterstrike or Mortal Kombat.

OK, Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds I can understand, but:
Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies, Matthew Lillard, Leelee Sobieski, Ron Perlman, and Claire Forlani?

Why do I think the "casting" of this movie consisted of a Hollywood party, a punchbowl, and lots and lots of rohypnol?

He was a simple farmer, and good at his job. But he committed the ultimate sin, and testified against evil wizard-king gone bad. Wizard-king that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the magical kingdom. A simple farmer hunting ninjas, a jason statham - a dungeon-sieger.

This movie is proof positive evidence that bad editing can make any scene shit.

I played this once at a lan party....it wasn't even a good game.

Seriously, who pays for this? goddamnit...