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Thrust!

Hey, I canae get from this chair!

...idunno, that thing looks awfully sidey to me...

I'd probably buy one of these and freak my cat out with it.

Good luck selling this at your next garage sale.

The official exercise machine of Pee Wee Herman.

I've had dreams like this.

Shameful dreams.

Dreams I dare not tell to other people.

i'm pretty sure this is currently a real US product, something named the "ab lounger" or something like that

Hmm this could be useful, and hell I might even be able to use it to exercise or something when I'm done with it.

Five stars for the Japanese Jack Lalane.