Holy shit. He's right.

I would kick someone out of the car if they listen to Nickelback, also.

I was at that show!!
There's a bit where he talks about when he met William Shatner and you can hear me yell, from the balcony, "SHATNER!!"

Aww Henry I feel your pain.

Believe me the lack of readers go both ways.

Hilarious, but I think this is a dupe.

he dated my friend Karen in 1981 or so.
it lasted one night.

they made out on the roof of the Jockey Club in Newport Ky.

she broke up with him.
but to be fair to him he was on tour and was leaving in a few hours anyway.

What is it about music douchebags that make them so particularly insufferable? I know I can be judgmental about a lot of things(DaVinci Code?! GTFO!), but somehow none of it reaches the heights of condescension and pickiness of a male music snob.

This is terrible! Unfunny! Topical! Boring!

You don't have to be a genius that tells everyone how many books he reads a week to hate shallowness, get off your hight horse Rollins. Some of have jobs and spend our free time getting plastered so we can forgot about said jobs for a few brief hours.

I was about to make an IFC joke, and then I watched the clip and realized Henry Rollins is horrifyingly close to the kind of person I am.

Hence, the awful, collegiate-mash screen name.

kind of funny. sure, i'll believe Henry Rollins sits home alone watching the History Channel and wanking for the duration of this clip.

Hi Henry Rollins,
I wrote a haiku for you.
This is the haiku.

These stars are for the "I'm not much of a dinner buyer" line

Ah, the special flavor of self-loathing that comes from watching yourself do stupid shit, and not being able to stop.