Bush will pardon Barney.

Waterboard Barney.

Barney's just mad at they way the press treated his daddy GW.

5 stars for small, short tempered helldogs

Stupid paparazzi got what he deserved.

Any fucking moron who's attended any school, public or private, between the grades of 1 and 3 knows that you hold your hand out and wait for a strange dog to smell you before you shove your digits into its fucking face.

5 for Journalistic Ignorance.