Seriously, this is still my favorite cereal. I eat more Cocoa Puffs though, since Sugar Smacks are, believe it or not, SWEETER than a cereal specifically designed to turn your milk into chocolate milk.

Any cereal that comes out and admits that what they're selling is basically lumps of sweetener designed to be dumped in milk and consumed in mass by actually putting the word "Sugar" in their name is A-okay in my book.

What's curious about smacks is that they smell exactly like urine on an open fire.

What the fuck does a frog have to do with puffs of wheat?