"Similar concepts have been proven effective by the Zodiac killer. This transformer contraction will ensure you kill helpless victims so quickly and accurately, they won't even know you have a gun."

Sleek fashion accessories for the counterchic set.

Need help getting through security?

This can only end well!

dupe
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=32329

What exactly is this guy expecting to happen when he's out walking his dog? Somehow it seems far more likely that he's going to run up against Neighborhood Association rules than a bear. Is he trying to get out of poop duty?

Also, that is an amazingly huge pocket. My refrigerator would be pocket-sized too, if I had big enough pants.

Oh America, you and your constant fear.

Why am I thinking of Ghost in the Shell?

Eh, I've come to expect this kind of behavior from these gun nuts. Still, why does he think he needs something like that?

Surely it would be a lot easier to just carry a regular pistol in a belt holster or something? If some fruity yahoo waved a transforming box around the place while walking his dog, probably in camo gear, I wouldn't immediately think "O shit he's packing heat" and duck-and-cover.

GETS NASTY? GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

Yes, surely a fucking machine gun is more practical to carry around than, say, a smaller caliber pistol that is easily hidden and stored.

So is it just a Glock 18 with some extra stuff on it? Is is supposed to look innocuous? Is it just the grown-up redneck version of the transforming Megazord toy?

I love this, and I want one. Of course, I'm not allowed to be anywhere near a firearm for another 3 years, but I really want one of these.