I'm watching you dad. From 300 yards away, through a high powered scope, judging wind direction and adjusting for barometric pressure.

Wow, that was the least cute child I've seen in a long time.

-1 for incredibly irritating speech impediment.

YER WORGHK ETHHHGGHHHHHIICK WILL BE OHN MY MIND.

Yeah Christians exist, they make babies and corny videos, true.

That wasn't evil or entertaining. Just lame.

If my dad's name was 'Job', I'd be watching him too...

I sit all alone in my dirty-ass room, Dad, staring at candles, high on drugs...