"There are breeders who love them just the way they are, and those breeders are dicks.

What could the evolutionary impetus be behind a tendency to faint at the slightest provocation?

Finally, something that has it worse than the teacup chihuahuas.

Exactly, evolution would not favour them, it's the asshole breeders

I should be troubled by this, but mainly I am entertained!

It's easier to take care of something that can't run away. Awesome.

You're an asshole, umbrella guy.

Tragic yet funny.

Oh believe me, it's not just the breeders who love them just the way they are. *UMBRELLA!!*

They kept using the same sound effect through the whole report.

Could you imagine these things in the Alps?

This is what selective breeding is FOR.