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baleen - 2008-11-29


This lady needs to spend a few days at home with a blanket and a few Cormac McCarthy novels.


Keefu - 2008-11-29

That dude has a fabulous tie.


kennydra - 2008-11-29

So what if it is a penis? If you don't want your kid seeing them, just throw them out. News flash, seeing a cartoonish depiction of a cock isn't going to scar anyone. And the kids older than her that she's worried about are already drawing their own on every surface anyway.


citrusmirakel - 2008-11-29

Bill Murray, huh?


halon - 2008-11-29

AYSH-LYNN

It doesn't get a lot more white trash than that.


zatojones - 2008-11-29

neither does buying crazy straws at Wal-Mart


dr_rock - 2008-11-29

Right.. I'm sure they are carcinogenic.

Cocks? No way! Lead-laced PVC "fun straws"? Sure! Developmentally delayed kids? Hell yes!


TheDevilsDictionary - 2008-11-29

I have those straws at my house right now. Can't wait to get home and check for cock-straws.


kennydra - 2008-11-29

Just noting that the submitter of this video has an appropriate handle =)


Blaise - 2008-11-29

Sometimes a straw is just a straw.


potvin - 2008-11-29

The funniest part of this is pausing the video to read her Wal-Mart receipt.


boner - 2008-11-29

Mountain Dew, cake, chocolate syrup, Pop Tarts, punch, crazy straws. Somebody's having a party!


DerangedGoblin - 2008-11-29

Not just any cake! Pills Cake!


garcet71283 - 2008-11-29

Lets not forget store brand soda-pop!


DerangedGoblin - 2008-11-30

I was going to tell you that I wasn't sure Dr. Thunder was store brand because I thought I'd seen it in other places. But I was wrong, it's a Wal-Mart drink. I also learned that Dr. Thunder is also called Chunda... God knows why.


IrishWhiskey - 2008-11-29

"I just couldn't think of anything else," as I had penises on the brain.

"We weren't sure whether we should cover this story," but then we realized that jack-shit ever happens here and we have an hour to kill.


Lurchi - 2008-11-29

FUCKING PEASANTS


Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-11-29

needs "Les Nessman" tag


Hay Belly - 2008-11-29

A nation of prudish whores.


fermun - 2008-11-29

Oh come on now. It's West Virginia. If you don't have something to subtly reinforce that sucking on dick can make a fun party, your daughter will have nothing to do all day when she drops out of school in a dozen years.


Big Muddy - 2008-11-29

It ain't by-god West Vergina daggone it! It's Ashland, KenTUCKy my hometown!(I mean Rush but I won't split hairs.) Which if you may recall also ran afoul of of this kooky character:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=21549

And she's from Ironton, the dingleberry on Ohio's tail.


kamlem - 2008-11-29

I'd be offended if I was given one penis that small, but two... Hmmmm... lets ask the viewers!


StanleyPain - 2008-11-29

It's a COCK AND BALLS!!!!!


wormy_the_hole - 2008-11-29

It's a rocket ship!


tankgirl - 2008-11-29

One eyed monster!


Nikon - 2008-11-29

It kind of looks like a bell to me.

Maybe I should make a run for the border.


DerangedGoblin - 2008-11-29

A bell END!


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-11-29

This kid and any other that sees these straws is going to grow up to be a pole dancing nymphomaniac...then this woman will be proven right!


mantang0 - 2008-11-29

Man, that's an attractively priced radiator.


DMKA - 2008-11-29

That kid obviously isn't keeping her busy enough.


Big Muddy - 2008-11-29

Having all this sport made of my state on POENEWS and here of late has shook me out of my seasonal blahs. I seriously don't know how this slipped past me though, as I'm slightly obsessed with WSAZ. I'm forwarding this to all my friends as we speak. Thanks sinuendo!


Binro the Heretic - 2008-11-30

"I am very upset that my daughter saw these offensive straws! Here, let me lay them out so she can see them again!"


DerangedGoblin - 2008-11-30

"These dicks are so offensive, I want them off shelves so no one else can see them. These dicks. These dicks right here."


Testicles of Doom - 2008-11-30

If you look for dicks, you'll find them.


LazarusOfEarth - 2008-12-04

She needs to suck on "the crazy staw". Damn fly-over states.


Explodotron - 2009-11-16

Obviously a tie-in to that new Sega game.


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