I have been looking for this for literally years now. I was shown this on a regular basis as a teenager. Enjoy.

Take that, Hindu!

Oh leave the Magnificent Seven theme alone, goddammit. Also is it really the right message to send to Christian youth that Satan is kind of a pussy?

What?

I do not grasp the irrational logic behind this at all. Just...wow.

He killed Satan! Finally, all the evil in the world is over!

Five stars for the false-religion fella wearing a turban. "Play that in your temple" indeed

Rubdowns cure the sick! Good work, rhyming sheriff!

Oh God, it's Carman. This guy started out doing "Christian Weird Al" schtick. You can smell his preening vanity and sense of self-importance in every terrible, genre-hopping act he puts on.

Best Carman album title: Carman's Yo! Kidz: The Hitz
Best Carman song title: Who's in the House? (Kickin' it for Christ)

Fuck that guy.

What do you get when you cross Evil Dead, with The Quick and the Dead, with The Devil Went Down to Georgia, with Bonanza?

Always a million stars for Carman, the most awesomely ridiculous Christian music artist ever.
Pretty much all his videos are like this, just set in different times or whatever.

Also, rhyming "box" with "dogs."

This needs a Deadlands tag.

Also: El Kabong!

Why was I not informed about this sooner?