Holy crap! The furniture is trying to flee!

Where's Gene Hackman?

5 stars for the group in the top left corner who refuse to interrupt their conversation no matter what happens.

This five is for the first time that guy in the white shirt slid by.

10,000 stars for 6:00.

Also makes a good music video for a lot of songs.

I bet Ernie Kovacs used to have wet dreams about being able to film a scene like this.

and then the sewage began to flow like champagne

working together, yes we can!

I liked how at first the palm in the centerpiece started gently looking around, like a triffid searching for potential victims.

I love CCTV.

Well how the hell are you supposed to rearrange deck chairs in that?

I wonder how many people wrote an angry letter to their travel agent after this, in response to which the agent slowly puts a gun in his mouth and starts counting to himself.

this is like porn for terrorists I'd imagine.

isn't more of that stuff supposed to be nailed to the floor?

Hints:

1. Blow out the goddamn candle sitting on the tablecloth that you're leaning over when things start flying around insanely.

2. Just because you're in the one quarter of the dining room that wasn't initially destroyed doesn't mean you should keep eating, you fatass.

3. No...NO I did not mean for you to go get a camera to film. Christ.

Classic stabilizer failure.

I was waiting for the table linens in the foreground to burst into flame the entire time, and was disappointed.

The utter chaos at the end more than made up for it.