That, sir, is what you call a rimshot.

[rimshot]

i thought a rim shot was how you entertain on the weekends

that's a rim job

kiint would know.

if your mom wants to toss my salad that's her business

In soviet russia, mammoth clones you!

Untrue, up until the 70s they used to eat them. Frozen mammoth meat is reported to be extremely vile but will keep you alive in the tundra.

Cloning a baby mammoth.. in 30 years when it actually happens it's gonna be soooo cute, and kids won't be impressed at all, the ungrateful little shits with their beepity boom blop music

Global warming is bringing out more of these carcasses...so doubtless a lot are being lost to wolves and the like.

Frozen delicacies you say

I know I shouldn't be encouraging you, and yet here I go.

That was awful