Apparently there is no cure for male pattern baldness in the future.

Boy, this was a real load of crap huh?

Burn:Cycle was hyped as being something revolutionary and I suppose that was true if by "revolutionary" they meant an underwhelming arcade shooter with long FMV video sequences with badly pre-rendered backgrounds.

The 90's were a pretty awkward period for video games.

say what you will about these games they were probably a tonne of fun to make.

This is the one game my friend had on his CD-i and we couldn't even figure out the first puzzle. It was a 3 second screen with symbols flashing that you had to shoot in order or who know's what. Fuck that game, fuck the CD-i.

I love that "information is the new currency" bit.

"Let's see, one double latte... that will be two pieces of information, please!"

"My cat turned six years old on July 16th and the largest city in Rwanda is Kigali."

"Thanks! Here you go!"

A shitty 80s movie as a shitty 90s game.

I have a commercial for this on an old tape. I notice it's not been uploaded to the tube, will make note a do the deed.

When I was a kid, my friend lied to me. He told me this game was about killing people who have a virus.

I just want to live in 1994 forever.