"Every boy is bound to get dirty when he's playing cowboy and sees a bandit down by the corral."

"Little boys and girls don't know what a good friend I can be" Soapy, you're a bit too swarthy.

"Girls should wash their hair at least once every two weeks." Seems a bit much, if you ask me.

Germs... or chocolate chip waffle?

"Just lie down and close your eyes....thaaaaaaat's right..."

Cowboys change clothes out of doors like bare-assed savages!

The disease germs play Go?