Frankly kind of surprised at how straight-faced all this is, minus the giant anthropomorphised turtles portion of things.

wheres the part where donny eats a slice of pizza dipped in some colombian nose candy?

Whoa. Had the tape (cassette tape of the album). Then apparently forgot about it for almost 20 years.

"Growing up in a glass bowl
With chameleons, lizards, and tadpoles
It hardly enters your mind that there's something better than this."

April and Splinter have monster ballads.

I'd like to see James Lipton do an episode about this album and tour.