Fucking zombie apocalypse is here already?

-1 for not using pentecostal tag.

This is horrifyingly cruel behavior. Those children are clearly suffering from ear mites.

Fascinating shit. I guess its better than just sitting on your couch being stupid, getting fat and hating how fucked up everything is all over.

the soundtrack to this is amazing, there's even a band there making droney sounds

fleshahashmea! Maaaaa hashafalsassahaaaa!

This is detrimental to mental health, but I couldn't be bothered to give a shit for people who are only good for tax revenue, "food" service, and the mortuary business. The longer our increasingly irrelevant country trash plows the batshit insanity under for a fresh and fertile generation, the further they are away from any semblence of power. And that's reason enough for smiling.

Oh yeah, also smiling at the flopping flailing fishpeople.

It's fascinating watching the way fake epileptics mimic each other, and unintentionally incorporate popular dance moves.

I love how he breaks out of his Tounges chant to tell people to "pray for them." It reminds me of that scene from Wayne's World (which is a statement I don't make nearly often enough).

The power of mass delusion. YAY!

FIRE!!!! FIIIIRE!!! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!

This is for the boy in yellow that gets brought up and is looking at everyone like they are completely fucking nuts. He eventually falls in line...I imagine because he wants church to be the fuck over so he can go home and play video games.

I wanna get what these kids are getting.

In the Bible, didn't speaking in tongues mean you could actually speak other languages, not half-assing gobbledygook?

Surprisingly, experience tells me that a lot (by which I mean a significant minority) of these kids turn out all right. You can already tell that a couple of them are just going through the motions/humoring their dingbat parents/fucking around.