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fatatty - 2008-12-06

Sometimes the less you say the more you say.


bopeton - 2008-12-06

I like turtles.


rroach - 2008-12-06

Oh my god oh my god he asked me THE question oh my god can I say it can I say it? "Satan." Hahahahah yes! Okay okay, sip wine, act cool.


Dicknuts - 2008-12-06

Is he in the fucking Borg Cube?


Keefu - 2008-12-06

Fun facts: Gaahl once tortured a dude for 16 hours and drank his blood. Also he is gay and was involved in the creation of "Wynjo", an upcoming fashion collection for women. He is also a vegan.


baleen - 2008-12-06

a blood drinking vegan. I don't think this clip would be effective without the deliberate sip of wine from a giant yuppie bowler.


Syd Midnight - 2009-03-21

I had to go look it up on the internet but I'll be damned if Keefu isn't 100% serious. He plead self-defense for the blood torture. This guy is a scream.


Meerkat - 2008-12-07

I imagine him responding that way to every question ever asked.

"What would you like for breakfast, dear?"

"Satan."

"What was your day in school like, sweetie?"

"Satan."

"What was the name of that lovely homeroom teacher of yours?"

"Stan. I mean Satan."


The Hierophant - 2008-12-07

I'm pretty sure I used to play Magic with this dude in the cafeteria.


Camonk - 2008-12-07

That's funny cause I think I heard him talking about his Vampire LARP game really loudly in the cafeteria.


quining - 2008-12-07

You're both right.

Wheresoever there is a black t-shirt with a wolf on it, he is there, in your midst.


bias - 2008-12-07

actually he attended a small school near his ancestral homeland in the (incredibly brutal) Vally of Espedal. The school served as primary and secondary school and it had only one other student. That student went all the way through school with Gaahl, and was the only person he knew that was his age. Upon graduation he killed himself.

I dont care for metal, particularity not the bizarre death cult Nazi bullshit, but this guy is the kind of fucked up you cant help but find interesting.


Goethe and ernie - 2008-12-07

1. What "bizarre death cult Nazi bullshit"?
2. Gaahl isn't fucked up. He's the Scandinavian equivalent of a D&D nerd. He's about as fucked up as a 14-year-old in a Marilyn Manson t-shirt.


Keefu - 2008-12-07

Well he kinda did torture that one dude

That's gotta count towards fucked up


Goethe and ernie - 2008-12-07

Oh fuck, you're right, I thought that was Satyricon then I remembered that they're the rapists, shit. Err, OK, yeah, that's kind of weird, but he's a gay vegetarian fashion designer, which balances the "fucked up" with a healthy dose of "modern & cosmopolitan", that counts for something right?


Xiphias - 2008-12-13

Yes, he really tortured a dude to death. He's not a fake character created by the band, he's completely real.


Goethe and ernie - 2008-12-22

To death? Check your facts.


Chancho - 2008-12-07

I think this is from the Vice interview. At one point, they ask him a question and he just stares into space for a few minutes. Hilarious!


kamlem - 2008-12-07

http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=3009727001

Thanks for the tip. Not into the music but totally interesting nonetheless ;P


Goethe and ernie - 2008-12-07

The full Vice interview's hysterical. They basically sent some 20 year old intern dickbutt with a sideways haircut and ironic trainers, who completely took Gaahl at face value. There's one bit where their callow interviewer's saying how insane it is that Gaahl's actually just a normal dude who lives in a house and eats food and talks quietly, and you're just thinking, well what did you expect? An ACTUAL viking Satanist? 'Cus viking Satanists don't go calling themselves Gaahl, and playing in metal bands.

Anyway, regardless of that, five stars for how hard I pissed myself when he picked up his wine.


Document - 2009-08-08

Oh, it goes beyond that. That think he's MAGICAL. The whole documentary is up on Youtube and at one beautiful point the film-makers sit down with the camera and say, "Gaahl asked us about our lives, our problems, and he gave us advice. And the weird thing was, the advice was totally RIGHT ON." Said absolutely earnestly, with traces of fear and amazement in their eyes.


Lindner - 2008-12-07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QTQbvnwnzc&feature=related

For some reason I thought of the movie, "The Convent".


Spider Jerusalem - 2008-12-07

This man has perfect comedic timing.


Chizmurder - 2008-12-12

Flawless.


godot - 2008-12-13

From http://www.live-metal.net/features_interviews_infernus_gorgoroth.h tml

What are the major musical influences for yourself and of the band?

Bananarama and Boy George.


Gwago - 2009-03-01

"Satan". This guy's got some gall.

HA!


Syd Midnight - 2009-03-21

Ah dammit, I wanted to submit the whole interview, but the whole thing is like this. He's so over the top campily evil that its kinda cool, like something out of Metalocalypse.


phalsebob - 2009-06-23

"What ideologies inspire you?"
*dramatic pause*
"Higher Education."
*sips tap water and looks cool*


PurpleXVI - 2009-11-27

Satan.


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