He Sold His Soul to the Devil: Then God Stepped In

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Comment count is 20

wtf japan

- 2008-12-12

Yes, CBN, Jesus feels the need to defend himself to an obese, Satan-worshiping heavy metal artist, whereas all the starving children in Africa don't get an explanation.

Fuck you guys.

Paracelsus

- 2008-12-12

The narcissism of conversion epiphany never fails to amuse.

Quad9Damage

- 2008-12-12

Ah yes, a porn magazine. That would totally lead to anal ra-wait, what?

IrishWhiskey

- 2011-05-08

"I listened to rock and roll, and I started taking drugs"
"I stopped going to church, and I became a violent alcoholic"
"I had sex before marriage and became a crack whore"
"I saw porn and it turned me into a child rapist"

These aren't quite the foolproof arguments for Christianity their proponents seems to believe. More an admission of mental illness.

fetuschrist

- 2008-12-12

i read the title as "He Sold His Soul to the Devil: Then God Stepped In It"

dorje

- 2008-12-12

nice looking girl there, big guy

DerangedGoblin

- 2008-12-12

That dude in the Waffle House or wherever it was probably just said something like,

"Pff, it ain't my fault you got raped when you were a little girl, take it up with God, jackass."

chumbucket

- 2008-12-12

I was so hoping the "what's happening dad" scene would turn into a homosexual proposition that leads to dad losing his arms in a tussle with fatty beardo butt boy

kamlem

- 2008-12-12

Yes, I believe you, guy with a vested financial interest in propagating this rubbish...

citrusmirakel

- 2008-12-12

I mean, okay, so you were molested, but that doesn't excuse your saying "What's happening, dad!?"

I mean, really, there are some lines you should not cross.

oddeye

- 2008-12-12

He should have asked satan to help him drop a few pounds.

charmlessman

- 2008-12-13

Satan WAS keeping him thin. It's only after he got god that he got fat.

Ergo: God is high in saturated fats.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2008-12-12

These people snap so easily.

pastorofmuppets

- 2008-12-13

Clearly the guy in the diner was one of the boys who sodomized him. He knew all their names!

Also, 4:29. Wow. Wasn't expecting that. Gotta stop eating and watching poetv.

Xiphias

- 2008-12-13

Oh come on, big angry metal dudes are always the victims of SOME kind of sexual abuse. Why else would you ever listen to metal?

pastorofmuppets - 2008-12-14

No, I meant that rattail, if you can even call it that. It's like he's continuing the cycle of abuse.

UnderANeonHalo

- 2008-12-13

A little bit of googleing leads me to believe that this mans band never played in front of more than 15 teenagers. They never mention the name of the band in the interview and all the hits I got on his name were copy pasta of this video's transcript.

boba.

- 2008-12-13

i couldn't even find the name of his metal band, did you? too many holes in this video. also, where did his head tattoo go? christians are fucking liars.

UnderANeonHalo - 2008-12-13

Nope, no name to be found. If you want to see a really great christian liar check out Jess Lavey, the biological son Anton Lavey never fathered but sexually abused and castrated who now goes around the country preaching the evils of satanism.

Also: THEY EAT BABIES!

PlushJake

- 2008-12-13

He used music as a tool to destroy people?

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