Das Model by Rammstein happened to be playing at the time, and it blew my mind. I love all the gruesome little possum mutilation signing.

A new take on an old Scott Thompson character.

I was going to deduct a star for that not being an American flag but this video is fucking awesome.

On a side note, have we really gotten to the point in this country where we can't even recognize our own flag? I mean, I know that many Americans have difficulty finding their own nation on a globe but come on! I am assuming that you are an American because the sad fact is that I have a hard time believing that anyone but an American could fail to identify our flag...

Harpo Marxish

That's no woman!

You know, I could write out a transcript of everything she signed. She uses a few signs with regional differences but I think I can piece it all together. But maybe its more fun without a script.

Creamed possum and tongue whiplashing gets 5 stars.

Finally, Possum week has commeth!

Yep, for 0:24.

Creamed possum IN A CAN.

My wife is not a professional translator but she knows a lot of deaf people. I had her interpret what this woman is saying. She started watching then put her hand over her mouth and shuddered a few times. Apparently what's in the can is worse than you imagined.

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Hi, my name is Junebug. I want to talk with you all about my cooking. It's very, very delicious and tasty. It's called possum recipe. It's delicious and I want to show you. Here is a can of Creamed Possum. It's very enjoyable. Here's what you do to start cooking. Take one can of Creamed Possum, open the can and pour it into a big pot. Then fill the pot the rest of the way with water and get it boiling. Then you chop off the head and chop off the tail and throw them away. You skin the Possum [sign for Possum is linking your little fingers and swinging the bottom hand] and take the body of the Possum and put it in the boiling pot of water. It smells delicious. Now we add some spices. The first is Cajun Creole from Louisiana. Be careful how much you pour in. It is delicious but the more you pour in the hotter it is. Next we add sea salt. Not the normal kind of salt because it is bad for the body, it's better to have sea salt. Okay okay. Then 2 tablespoons of butter, yogurt butter. Next is black pepper, excuse me, *sneeze, sneeze* have to be careful with that black pepper. Next is sweet potatoes. You peel 8 sweet potatoes and cut them up, one, two, three four, five, six, seven, all eight of them, chop them all up and put them into the pot of boiling water until they are soft and the water has boiled down. Then you lift the lid off of the Possum recipe and it smells wonderful, and you taste it and it is so good. You think you're sitting there and you do not want to be married to me, maybe?