This thing never sat right with me, now I know why. You can look like a douchebag while you listen in on your neighbors across the street!

yeah i just wanna listen to what those fiiiine ladies across the room are saying maybe it's about me eh heh heh heh heh

These commercials creep me out.

They call the kid sliding into the plate safe even as you see the ball bounce away on the ground. That, combined with the "guy eavesdropping on the ladies" bit, the lady getting bingo, and, well, everything else, makes me think this is some kind of magical device that lets you hear exactly what you want.

Then when you call them to get a refund: "WHAT?? .. WHAT??"

I'll believe the LOUD but not the CLEAR

damn nature is too quiet, I cannot hear!! However this device helps me to hear the soft scuttles of a squirrel, the sensuous nestling of leaves blowing in the wind, and also the invigorating splashes from the nearby canal. I will never use my regular ears ever again, because now I am "loud and clear!"

What happens if you use one loud and clear on each ear? Then are you loud and clearerer?

The goofy part is that this product is a carbon copy of another product that does the exact same thing. The ads for the older one used close to the exact same script, but was lyre-shot to accommodate the "bluetooth headset" look.

"What did you say trump was?"

"Oh, NOW you can't hear me! Fuck you, ya old cunt!"

He just moved in next door... what a douche bag... yeah what is that thing in his ear?