His voice doesn't match either.

I think the bottom half of his head was blown off in the war and they just sewed the top half right to his neck.

My personal testimony is that at the age of 1, I was diagnosed with a very rare form of cancer. The radiation and chemotherapy that I had stunted the growth of my face, and the opening of my mouth.

I am proud to say that I was cured of that cancer and I sing today as a tribute to my God, and hopefully to inspire others with disability such as my own not to be afraid to use the gifts that God has given them, just because they are different."

Gee, thanks, God.

Stockholm Syndrome

Yet he still manages to grow a molestache.

It may have stunted the opening of his mouth, but he sure found a way to cram Twinkies in there.

Haha yes, the Portal of Evil traffic is so humble, and yet such a solid core. If this snowballs our numbers will be an elite first brigade of support for this fever dream. also needs "David Lynch or Lynchian" tag.

David Lynch wishes he was capable of such pure, genuine fuckedupness.

No Youtube video has ever made me this uncomfortable before.

"Hey man I'm in Iraq right now , my tour is just about over and I stumbled across this video I want to thank you for singing this song and dedicating it to guys like me and the other men and women who are here with me , Its because people like you I joined and will gladly give my life to defend our country so keep up the good work and god bless "

Also I never wondered what it would be like to hear Droopy the Dog sing patriotic crap, but now I know.