*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Hey, Alec, it's your brother, Stephen!"
"Oh... hey Steve."
"Listen, can I PLEASE have a guest spot on 30 Rock? My career is hurting, hurting bad."
"I'm sorry Stephen, it's just not in the cards. Why don't you call Daniel? He may be able to get you a spot on a VH1 rehab show."

He is going to be so less cool when he is out of bullets and has to survive by his wits.

why did Stan Lee agree to have his name affiliated with this?

I got yer winged beasts RIGHT HERE!

*thrusts hips*

This is the worst Evil Dead clone ever, what in the FUCK.

They couldn't even pull off Hercules/Xena-level production value. And that was 10 years ago.

And of course Billy Baldwin shows up to occupy his niche.

This just makes me embarrassed for the filmmakers.

So is this a porno? That would help to explain things.

I'd guess that Stan Lee's Herpes are pretty dangerous, and that needs no explanation

Adventures in LARPing.

My brain hurts and I want to stab my eyes after watching this.