Even though the evidence is right in front of me, and even having been exposed to as much stupid, horrible shit as I have, I still have a hard time believing this is real.

I bought this at Wal-Mart in a multi-feature DVD a while back and when I opened it, instead of FART: The Movie and I think something about Cheerleaders, I was treated to two crappy goth documentaries shot in the woods with someone's dad's home camera. Although, I suppose it's for the better, as I can't watch it by myself and my friends all refused to watch it.

i love the 80s aesthetic when watching video like this

This is beautiful. A million stars for a lost classic refound again!

The editing turns this into a Tim & Eric sketch.

I remember coming across this in one of those retarded novelty magazines when I was but a lad and thinking "what sort of undesirable would order this"? My dad did just that a couple of weeks later. Fuck.

I remember they used to sell this in "things you never knew existed: and other things you can't possibly live without", I always wondered what the hell it could be about. Man, that catalog was full of insane shit nobody ever ordered.