I found a gift for that special someone, with a ghetto thorax like you wouldn't believe!

Black-people-sounding-bugs sound like cartoon chipmunks when they're dying? Sold.

This is making fun of anyone who would buy it and they'll never realize.

and no, anyone who would actually buy this would think it's hilarious....this is the next level after those singing wall-fish.

"This is a wonderful product!"

Did he throw in one of these when he bought her that new 20K trailer?

Novelty bug-zapper. Jesus.

How about a novelty douchebag that makes fart sounds when its filling up?

You're supposed to outgrow certain types of humor, provided you even had those types to begin with.