When the bad times come, he'll be among the first gunned down and harvested for meat. Mmmm BIG OL' chicken wings.

The preload image had me thinking it would be a six-foot tall penis-snail. That's worth something.

For Gay Hairy Bodybuilders Google ad.

Ugh. Bodybuilding gone awry. I bet those muscles are both disgusting-looking AND completely useless for anything besides flexing themselves.

Barf-a-roni!

he's the model for all those ads they used to put in back of comic books

Forget the muscles, how did he get his veins to do that? Gross.

Most of what you're seeing isn't muscle. It's "site enhancement oil" which is a fancy way of saying "I inject synthetic oils directly into my muscles to make them look big." The people who use it are pretty much reverse anorexics.

AWESOME VASCULARITY!!

I was waiting for some blood vessels to explode and break the skin. -1 star for no pus, sores , or unexpected innards explosions.

SICK BRO HOW MUCH YOU BENCH

I'd love to pop open one of those veins and see what happened

Is that sweat literally being forced out of his skin in the crease of his elbow?

Also, I'm awaiting a witty masturbation joke. Any takers?

Oh god oh god oh god.

The veins. ;___;

(O_o)

OBLIGATORY ARNOLD "CUMMING ALL THE TIME" JOKE HERE.

I honestly thought this was going to be a parasite video. It's a worm! Ew ohwaitaminute. Okay never mind still ew.

oh, oh

KANEDAAAAAAAAA

law of diminishing returns

this guy has trouble performing basic tasks. for example, it is most likely impossible for him to drive a nail into a piece of wood.

The left arm is even grosser