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jangbones - 2008-12-19

Air mites?


Triggerbaby - 2008-12-19

The gears in its tiny cat mind are whirring something furious, producing little cat printouts full of mutually exclusive solutions.


Doctor Frederick Odd - 2008-12-19

You can share these five stars with the cat.


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-12-19

Five star, but I'm really hoping the description is some lolcats bullshit.


Oktay - 2008-12-19

The year is 2025. We are in a large auditorium filled with people. On the stage is an Interviewer and Oktay's head in a jar.

Interviewer: Oktay, please tell our viewers how you used to come up with your brilliant video descriptions?

Oktay: Well, funny you should ask that because when it comes to posting references to other people's videos, coming up with descriptions is the hardest part. I remember once posting this cat on top of an air conditioner of some sort, with the description "invisible ennemy" -- which seemed to refer to the cat's unending erratic motions caused by his desire to catch the source of the tactile sensation on his paws, combined by his inability to comprehend air pressure. But in reality, it was referring to the viewer -- gripped by the unending flood of tasty tidbits of reality, yet unable to garner meaning from the whole lot!! Just like the cat is clawing at the stream of air, without ever getting the satisfaction of *catching* it, the viewer of the video is in the grip of a similar invisible ennemy -- the video that promises enlightment but turns out to be some lolcats bullshit! Of course negative reinforcement is unquestionably stronger than positve, so on to the next video!

Interviewer: Which, of course, led you to the inevitable conclusion that anyone who takes poeTV too seriously is a wanker...

Oktay: ...myself included!

Interviewer: Well said! Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes another episode of The Annals of Early 21st Century Video Cross-Referencing Revolution. See you next time on the same channel!

[thunderous applause]


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-12-19

Enemy.

It's fucking spelt enemy.

E N E M Y.

I take back star.


bakune young - 2008-12-19

OH OKAY


Oktay - 2008-12-19

Argh... damn french leaking in again.


fluffy - 2008-12-19

These stars are both for the video and for Oktay's defense of his description, even though it turned out to just be a simple misunderstanding.


Helena Handbasket - 2008-12-19

Ditto. That was somehow just as cute as the kitten.


simon666 - 2008-12-19

Je suis la merde jusqu'à mon cou!


Millard - 2008-12-19

When confused, cats are adorable.


simon666 - 2008-12-19

This, ladies and gents, is what a bug in the biological machine looks like.


mouser - 2008-12-19

You can replicate this bug using a dog and a water jet. Though this is less messy.

5 stars for QA.


HURF BLURF DUH - 2008-12-19

That's a good-looking cat. So he has that going for him.


citrusmirakel - 2008-12-24

Well, the pretty ones are often a little stupid.


chumbucket - 2008-12-19

house gets air filtered through day old cat dander...oh and cat ass


Desidiosus - 2008-12-19

At least it's doing something interesting.


Frank Rizzo - 2008-12-19

clearly that cat did not stay away from the brown acid.


Caminante Nocturno - 2008-12-19

iz enemy!
u cant seez it!


Stog - 2008-12-19

CAT ATTEMPTS TO DETERMINE THE PURPOSE OF MACHINE


sparklefatty - 2008-12-19


The air...I must catch and kill...the air.


kamlem - 2008-12-19

More like... "I must harness this unworldly power for the purposes of the New Feline Order. With it we can CONTROL THE WORLD!!!!"


Tuan Jim - 2008-12-19

If that's not a quote from Dune, it should inserted at some random point into the text.


Tuan Jim - 2008-12-19

uh, referring to sparklefatty's post.


bopeton - 2008-12-20

God that looks frustrating.


Hooker - 2008-12-20

cat


Repomancer - 2008-12-20

cat


Doctor Arcane - 2008-12-20

So that's why they call it a CATalyst.


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-12-24

The eternal war between cats and thin air rages on.


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