It seems no matter what he did, the moose was between him and the canoe.

the tags had me expecting moose rape the entire time

but i cant mark it down just for that.

also, this concept of this is alot better than the delivery (this one accepted). I just watched MIAs Best Story Ever and it was like THERE WAS A CREEPY GUY WHO INVITED ME INTO HIS WAREHOUSE AND IT WAS REALLY CREEPY SO WE LEFT AND HE APOLOGIZED

seriously? i refuse to believe that, with the amount of drug abuse amongst your core audience, that is your best story ever

Les could've told this much better.

But still, moose are fucking scary creatures. One ran through (read THROUGH) my friend's fence. I thought maybe he would step over it, no he went through it like it was made of butter.

The hobo element puts him head and shoulders above pretty boy Bear.

A moose once bit my sister.