2000 toothpicks in a beard

RON PAUL WILL OVERTURN GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS AGAINST PUTTING DENTAL HYGIENE PRODUCTS INSIDE FACIAL HAIR THAT THE FASCIST OVERLORDS ROCKEFELLERS PERPETUATE DEMAGOGUE FALSE DICHOTOMY 9/11 FREE MASONS HURF HURF

Man Who Fights Like Woman

- 2008-12-20

Excellent work with the categories.

Cap'n Profan!ty

- 2008-12-20

fire burns.

UnderANeonHalo

- 2008-12-20

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how do u do that ? :S

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1) Grow beard for 4.5 months
2) Stick toothpicks in beard
3) Profit?

To think that a man capable of such a daring feat AND supporting Ron Paul could have trouble with such a simple meme. I just don't know what to think of the world now...

sparklefatty

- 2008-12-20

That has to be some kind of a record.

For which he will get nothing.

boner

- 2008-12-20

Brian Posehn looks like that without the toothpicks.

Postureduck

- 2008-12-20

Take that, fiat currency.

Grace Mugabe - 2008-12-20

Why does he look so apprehensive? It's as if someone forced him to do it at gunpoint.

Athetosis

- 2008-12-21

I think that's because he's afraid the cameraman might shove his face into the wall a la Desidiosus's comment.

RockBolt

- 2008-12-21

Ah-choooAAAUAUUGH

beardpick - 2009-01-05

It was actually hard for me to talk with 2000 toothpicks stuck in my beard. While they don't weigh much by themselves in your hand, 2000 of them in your beard right next to your skin for the most part, makes it hard to move your facial muscles effectively.

Pie Boy

- 2009-01-06

i respect you

Robin Kestrel

- 2008-12-20

-2 stars for this not ending with him violently shaking his head back and forth like a wet dog, sending toothpicks everywhere.

SolRo

- 2008-12-21

Yeah, I'm having a hard time accepting the physics of this without the obligatory shake off.

beardpick - 2009-01-05

I didn't shake them off, because I didn't want to clean them up. I ended up putting my head in a trash bag and shaking the majority of them out, but I still had about 250 or so that I had to extract by hand.

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