He checks his notes, come on.

Oh hey "You Again." You look and talk just like the fat guy from The Office, and that gets 4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXbKus_jOCM

i think, uh, why isn't, like, "like" a like tag. probably. you know.
also, i think he has a mancrush on booker t.

This man's mind is always going like this. If he doesn't let it out his cranium will explode and useless thoughts will flood out of his neck stump.

Eh, there's probably a few black people out there who would choose the tubby, stuttering basement-dweller character.

I think John C. Reilly lived with this guy for six months to research every role he's ever done.

He's an attractive man. The wood paneling basement just completes the air of mystery.

In the old days, people used to get dressed up for things like going on airplane trips and appearing in front of cameras. We have become a nation of slobs.

What does it say about me that I usually pick the girl? Kitana, Xianghua. I was a Ken guy, but Sakura was good in my book. There's just something extra humiliating about getting your ass juggled 10 times and then pounded by a tiny chick.

His phrasing/timing sounds like a cartoon character that I can't quite put my finger on....kinda like Runt? (Of Rita & Runt.)

This kid is kicking racism's ass.