needs pedo tag

Nightmare before Christmas still kicks ass, Jack Skellington hoodies or not.

The cool thing about reading a Neil Gaiman book is that you never need to read another one because they're all EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME.

Obviously you haven't read American Gods.

No, I have. And that's the only one of his books anyone needs to read. Cause then they've read the best iteration of Neil Gaiman's single story.

Besides the Sandman series

I was gonna say...Sandman rocks.

Cereal convention...anyone?

How are they the same? The ones I've read have been very distinct in plot, character and tone. Hell, Ansasi Boys was a direct sequel to American Gods, and it was still very different.

Anyway, Nightmare was good, the book is good, and who gives a shit about Hot Topic? Am I supposed to start hating Ninja Turtles because they co-opted that too?

other than to make snide comments about the emos and other scenes walking around

seriously, this has been the most annoying thing since the internet learned the word chav, and applied it to every British person under the age of thirty.

Haha, yes. Spirit-bulbed.

bulbed because i was beaten to it

i sort of blame The Hipster Handbook, which basically opened the term up to absolutely anyone who A: had an iPod B: wore t-shirts or C: disliked anything

fag

Yes, why thank you for noticing.

I do. I wash afterwards.

PROBLEM SOLVED

It depends on the bug...

How do you kill bugs then? Fancy pincers or something? Just squeeze the fuckers if they are small enough and then wash your sticky hands. Fucking pansy ass.

It's a book, not a comic book

Ah, it was a BOOK-book first, then they made a comic book out of it.

My bad.

STOP THAT!

Yeah, I'm getting that too. I guess that's the only possible result of "hipster + hot topic."

Internet.

Teri Hatcher, actually

Though Keith David voices the cat, which is awesome.

No, not really. You just get uncool if you worry about being cool, unless of course you are really uncool, which can and often does loop around to being faux-cool uncool chic.

Example: to become a hipster you must hate all hipster, including yourself, which make you simultaneously hipster and emo. You really need a dual major in sociology and mathematics to understand it all.

I thought you just had to grow a large mustache for the purpouse of being ironic and base your worldview on Pitchfork Media and obscure bands.