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Keys, wallet, knife, phone, bottle of water in hand.

I do carry a backpack when I go to play D&D, and a courier bag (man purse) when I go to a friends house to carry DVDs or some such. Sometimes a plastic grocery bag goes to work with me with a few CD's and a cd player for when things get slow; but I recieved a zune for Christmas so I guess that won't happen anymore.

I carry a backpack everywhere. It's awesome being able to just carry shit. You'd want one in a video game, why not real life. It looks weird but holds more than a purse, plus you can live out of one for a few days in an emergency. And it holds an entire case of beer, or a few 6-packs.

Syd Midnight: that guy who is always wearing a backpack.

Yes, and I'll bet you don't take it off when you get on the bus, do you? DO YOU?!? Just so you can stand with it on when it's crammed like a sardine tin and I get your fucking shit shoved into my ribs every time someone tries to get off the bus.

You excrement.

I have never carried anything in my entire life.

I love my backpack, but then I bicycle everywhere so for me it's necessary. Some of us LIKE to help the earth, unlike SOME people. ANDY.

I would carry Andy Rooney with me in my wheelpack if i could.

I imagine you could go to a local resturaunt at 6 pm and find at least 10 cranky old people who'd love to complain about Life These Days, and would have a lot more charisma that this guy. When he dies I hope they make it a rotating position, and bring in a new old person every week.

What if they just executed the old person after they were done complaining.

They should add him to the cast of The View.

They should just fill the View with elderly people period.

Andy Rooney's contempt for mankind is limitless. He who was old when the world was young has seen empires rise and fall, gleaming cities swallowed by ocean and ash and jungle, the heroes of each age turned to dust and forgotten. We are born and we die, but Andy Rooney endures. That is his tragedy, and ours.

He is only but one aspect of the Eternal Curmudgeon.

give him a break, he's seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

5 for PlusDome.

I used my stars already but PlusDome gets infinite pastel colored stars for that reference.

The Genius of Plusdome.

Five internet points for you sir. Don't spend them all in one place.

You know I remember hearing Andy Rooney growing up as my parents always watched 60 minutes (I'm recalling sometime around early 80's). It may be rose coloured glasses but I fondly remember him being a smart and witty pre-Seinfeld pointing out things that made you go "oh ya why is that". Perhaps he has always been this confused and nonsensical but my youth never noticed.

Actually, I'm with you. I really liked Andy Rooney... about a decade ago. I don't know what the hell happened. I stopped paying attention...

Madness and senility snuck up his anus and now, I'm always sort of sad when I see these clips.

It makes me wonder if companies pay for you to sketch on their time.

Which was the style at the time...