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Super Senility Powers, ACTIVATE.
In five years Highlights is all you're going to be able to read, my man.
So do they just plop any old thing on his desk these days and have him ramble on about it?
Just noticed that Andy Rooney is Jason from Home Movies all old and shit.
DING DING DING DING DING
OH MY GOD. I'm imaging this rant in Jason's voice and IT ALL FITS TOO WELL.
Spirit bulb for you.
Would that make you HAPPY? If I bought PRESENTS? For people I LIKE?? If you like presents so much why don't you BUY SOME! Harumph!
Whatever this "high lights" is.
I think Bob Hope broke out the bit about Roebuck in like 1977.
I want her teeth! All mine have fallen out from too much fudge.
Christ, if he just actually tried to find out why some of these things are done it would show at least a little effort on his part. Companies give you gift cards when you buy a certain amount so you will COME BACK AND BUY MORE THINGS FROM THEM IN THE FUTURE, ANDY!
Also, I need to get a "Free is the worst kind of fudge" shirt.
Musey Ums.
mewzeeUHMS
Andy's crazy. Free fudge is the BEST kind of fudge. Either it's homemade or somebody else bought it for you and either way it's FREE FUDGE.
Just for complaining about no Roebucks. His breath must smell like dust and mothballs at this point.
Highlights is for people 1/20th his age.
And nobody bothered to inform him of this before filming.
That's why he said "whatever that is" in an attempt to hide that it's his favorite
He should be outstretching his wings and waddling his way out towards the mountains.
Get that man in a tuxedo and fetch Herzog, STAT!
IT ACTUALLY RAN ON A TRACK.
Can somebody cut that dangle off his top lip before I PUKE AGAIN!
hateable old cunt
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