Ive never seen a Dad so proud..

What if you wait for your wedding day, and you find out that your partner doesn't know where the clitoris is?

I will kiss all of your daughters.

Creepy.

Dang. They didn't show the scene were dad gives him the key to her chastity belt.

Her mouth picked A, but her eyes said B.

Also, it's good that he didn't ask his daughter about Men because I'm pretty sure that Frederick may have kissed a few.

Ha! Saw this one on the local Christian channel a year ago. The whole movie (Pamela's Prayer) is worth watching. Non-stop laughs ;)

On Jessica's wedding night, her husband took one look at her hymenless womanhood, screamed "WHORE! WHORE!" and ran out out of the room, but not before setting Jessica's hair on fire. The next day he had the marriage annulled.

Deep down, Jessica knew she deserved this.

I know this is something we like to say - it's glib and while technically untrue, it is illustrative of a point we are trying to make, so therefore it becomes acceptable. But that said, after watching that father, I mean it when I say that I need to take a shower immediately.

I never knew the DVD of the film adaptation of "A Handmaid's Tale" had deleted scenes.

It seems to me that Christian fundamentalism is just a constant game of one-upmanship. "Your daughter took a chastity pledge? HA! The tramp. I won't let my little girl even look a man in the eye until her wedding night."

Is Dad deliberately trying to look as creepy as possible?

I remember sleeping with a virgin, it's the best sex you'll ever have. That is if you enjoy watching a girl whence in pain as you repeatedly thrust your blood drenched dick into her. I still look at the stains on my mattress and remember that night.

Norm?

Do you want a man on your wedding night that has never used his dick before to leave you with nothing but a sticky mess on the sheets and a mind filled with confusion?

I knew kids in high school who said they wanted to save their first kiss for their wedding night. Most of them were actually gay, and the rest had bigger problems.

It's heartwarming that Dad finally found a young Christian man virgin enough for his loser daughter.

When I found this VHS and looked at the back for the director, I was sure it was the same guy that directed "Jesus, Man!" movie Second Glance. I was mistaken; it's his twin brother.

It would have been great if they grabbed each other and shared a deep, tongue-down-the-throat kiss right after dad nodded his approval.