LOL MAYBE ON **YOUR** DICK AMIRITE PENCILDICK?!?!?

(seriously, though, I don't see why not, assuming your dick is as big around as a woman's finger.)

Sir, you give me too much credit. I'll have to know that is is easier to pass a camel through the eye of my little guy that is is for a rich man to get into heaven.

Why would you want to put this on the end of your jimmy? Clit-tickling is for fingers and tongues, your fishing tackle is for jamming into orifices.

apparently trojan is now in the sex toy industry

It's a MARITAL AID. Unless you are in the American south, then it's either a novelty item or a medical device.

It's a MARTIAL AID. Unless you are in Israel, in which case it is a bomb-detecting tool.

It's a MARTIAL AID. Unless you are in San Francisco, in which case it is required school supplies.

I love you enjoy

seriously though i live in Georgia and you cannot buy these here. My wife checked the website whe we saw this ad and they wont ship to Georgia. this state is so lame sometimes.

Innumerable stars for "Edward What's-His-Hands"

Same here. I kept waiting for the old lady to be all "You girls think that's something, you should try the COUCH!!"

No, the best part is that this product will be bought exclusively by homosexual men.

I seriously doubt gays dudes have any interests in clit-ticklers.

You're not using your IMAGINATION.

thats what they said about gay dudes and vibrators at first but you can pretty much see what happened when they opened THAT can of worms


(AIDS)

Just because you're expanding your product line doesn't mean you're abandoning your core product.

uh yeah but just the promotion of this product basically means you're bound to sell less of the other

Do the sonic vibrations also kill STDs and sperm?

Women using this aren't getting sex.

All Trojan has to do is release a fleshlight and they'll have cornered the entire sex market spectrum.

This shit was on television. I forgot what show I was watching immediately because too many thoughts imploded my brain, like :

1. why did the girls just giggle at the end? They should have been like 'ew, grandma, you... you whore.'

2. that old bitch should never have said 'where do you think I got mine?' I mean, period. I don't care if she's the regional sales champion or whatever. Just, just no. No.

3. People in Kentucky will think it's a toothbrush.

4. Trojan, why? WHY??

utah, you so crazy