Alf on Alvin and the Chipmunks...Wha?

They sounds like slightly dumb guys trying to sound smart by enunciating.

I'm pretty sure this is irony.

The chipmunks not smoking pot, that is.

Alvin sounds like Dave. Maybe they really ARE his biological sons.

-1 star for leaving Alf at normal speed.

I saw this when it first aired. I was very excited, because it featured the ninja turtles -- or maybe just one of them. But I was a little disappointed to discover that he was very small.

Since when are tamarinds and rolled up scraps of foam illegal?

CARTOON ALL STARS TO THE RESCUE

Ever since I saw the teenage mutant ninja turtles flush a teenage kid down the sewer for smoking pot I lost all respect for them.

Simon, you fucking narc.

Whaddya know, the son of Rostom Sipan Bagdasarian Sr. (AKA Dave Seville) voices Alvin, just like his father did.

I watched endless hours of DARE-friendly cartoons as a kid, and it wasn't anywhere near as effective as Bill Hicks making the case in favor of pot on his comedy albums. Thanks, Bill!

Alvin has the same voice actor as Dave. I did not know this!

Simon sounds like Laurie Anderson's Voice of Authority.

1 star for unearthing the memory of deep depression one saturday morning when my treasured lineup was almost totally replaced by this unentertaining dreck

oh by the way whoever made this, I smoke pot now. you failed.

+4 stars because I'm a pothead

These are almost never not funny.

i remember the Alf cartoon being pretty cool

So, whaddawe got here, a couple of matchbooks, some vanilla beans, a tiny sleeping bag and a miniature starched shirtfront?

Yep, definitely a pothead.

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