"Does this detritus make me look fat?"

Hello evolution. How are you?

i love watching them adjust their pearls. crabs are fucking awesome.

They are getting ready to make a splash at the ball tonight.

Flaming, prancing, limp-wristed, screaming Queens of the deep

My five are for the crab that tips his hat. What a polite little dude.

I have a new second favorite animal! (No creature can ever, ever displace the honey badger as my number one. This is mainly because I'm afraid a honey badger might hear about it and come and totally destroy my whole life.)

I love crabs. Even Dan Lacey knows that.

http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000717515

Yeah right BBC, and Spaghetti grows on trees too doesn't it?

The Habitrail Octopus looms overhead, "Yes. Excellent. Preen for me, my pretties. Soon I shall kill you, eat you, live in your little house, AND WEAR YOUR JEWELRY."

Why isin't there more video of these little guys?? that was so neat ^^

My first guess was that it was an amusing CGI spoof. "That's rather good for CGI... wait..."

I should have been a pair of rakish claws
scuttling across the floors of stylish seas.

For a few bars there, the music was vaguely reminiscent of the music for the underwater levels of Super Mario Bros.

Tonight dahling, we dine on lobster and caviar.